I’m going to pretend this says Amazing Butt flavour

I’m going to pretend this says Amazing Butt flavour

THAT’S BETTER <3

THAT’S BETTER <3

this guy decided to justturn onnow

this guy decided to just

turn on

now

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tanikayforever:

no-one-sees:

MICKEY WHAT DO YOU USE TO MAKE HOLES IN THE CHEESE

SWEET BABY JESUS. CHILDHOOD=RUINED

heheheh minnie&#8217;s face hehehuhuhuhaw

tanikayforever:

no-one-sees:

MICKEY WHAT DO YOU USE TO MAKE HOLES IN THE CHEESE

SWEET BABY JESUS. CHILDHOOD=RUINED

heheheh minnie’s face hehehuhuhuhaw

(Source: alwaysdisneybound)

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Two husbands experience an hour of labor pains through the "miracle" of hooking electrodes up to their abdominal muscles. Mrs. Cranquis: you are my super-hero.

cranquis:

Two men experience 1 hour of simulated labor pains, through the “miracle” of hooking electrodes up to their abdominal muscles… while their wives watch (and giggle).

Mrs. Cranquis: you are my super-hero.

And then, the thing causing the pain stretches out of you via your genitals.

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chasingplotswithyou:

chasingplotswithyou:

image

it’s

a weird thing to fawn over

but i love how they’re shifting their weight to the same side at the same time

im a dummy i just like any moment with alex and jay together every moment ever 

also gif credit to shakespeare-jones

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirroring_(psychology) 

giggles

I think even better is this
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echopraxia

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stillarobyn:

Important reminder that while it may be kind of entertaining/fun to groan at Troy for the entry being, there are many elements that are out of his control, such as internet speed, YouTube difficulties, and potentially issues with the video/software itself.

I am seeing a level of inappropriately obnoxious behavior and entitlement from a lot of folks in the tag tonight. Please remember to be respectful.

Amen Amen Amen 

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&#8220;Your hands are horrifyingly long and creepy&#8221;&#8220;Haha yeah&#8221;

“Your hands are horrifyingly long and creepy”

“Haha yeah”

modernmethadone:

I’M DYING

Immediate reblog, because this is just its own pinnacle of cute

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Regardless of the clothes or the hair or the fine details to her makeup, no matter how many moods and tones and accents, despite perfectly crafted false names, addresses, lashes and lovers, she was unyieldingly recognisable. Every face that met hers would receive full clarity; the clear, bright spark of epiphany that revealed her identity. Her mastery over the art of disguise was utterly tainted by a pure note that rang through the memories of all she met- the songbird familiar of an angel chiming deafeningly, shattering all built illusions and leaving her bare for everyone and God to see.